JANUARY 2006

5 January
Sam's Cafe / Tiburon CA
27 Main Street
8:00PM Thursday / FREE / no minimum. This is a great gig. Prohibition-era restaurant with views of San Francisco across the bay. They used to sneak booze in through a secret door leading to the water. Come see how they sneak the comedy in.

13 January
Ron's Farmhouse / Mountain View CA
www.justinmcclure.net
9:00PM Friday / FREE! / no minimum

17 January
Mark Pitta & Friends / Mill Valley CA
www.142throckmortontheatre.com
8:00PM Tuesday / $15 / Sells out every week. Get there EARLY! Dana Carvey headlines!

20 January
Spellbinding Tales / Alameda CA
1910A Encinal Avenue, 510.523.1105
8:00PM Friday / $5 / no minimum

27 January
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

28 January
Kiley's Dinner Theatre / Lodi CA
1030 S Hutchins Street, 209.366.2100 for reservations
8:00PM Saturday / $10 / no minimum

FEBRUARY 2006

3 February
Raven Theatre / Healdsburg CA
115 North Street, 707.433.6335 for reservations
8:00PM Friday / $10 / no minimum

23 February
Café Royale / San Francisco CA
www.caferoyale-sf.com 800 Post at Leavenworth
8:30PM Thursday / $5 suggested donation / no minimum

24 February
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

MARCH 2006

11 March
Santa Cruz Yacht Club / Santa Cruz CA

12 March
Crow's Nest Restaurant / Santa Cruz CA
www.crowsnest-santacruz.com
9:00PM Sunday / $7 / no minimum

15 March
Cobb's Comedy Club / San Francisco CA
www.cobbscomedyclub.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 cover

17 March
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

21 March
Stanford University / Palo Alto CA
750 Escondido Road
9:00PM Tuesday / $FREE but tip jar mercilously passed / no minimum

22 March
Cobb's Comedy Club / San Francisco CA
www.cobbscomedyclub.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 cover

APRIL 2006

1 April
Rohnert Park Community Center / Rohnert Park CA
www.20-30club.com
7:00PM Saturday / Fundraiser - $30 includes buffet dinner

5 April
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club / Sunnyvale CA
www.roostertfeathers.com
157 West El Camino Real, 408.736.0921 for reservations
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 / 2 drink minimum BUT I can get you comps if you're one of the first to clamor for them at ross@rossrossross.com

12 March
Cobb's Comedy Club / San Francisco CA
www.cobbscomedyclub.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 cover

13 April (RESCHEDULED - NEW DATES TO COME)
Willie Mays Skybox Lounge / Emeryville CA
1605 Shellmound, 510.923.0686 for reservations
8:00PM Thursday / $unknown / minimum unknown

14 April
Larkspur Cafe Theatre / Larkspur CA
www.larkspurcafetheatre.com
500 Magnolia Avenue, 415.924.6107 for reservations
8:00PM Friday / $15 / no minimum

18 April (RESCHEDULED - SEE BELOW)
Listen & Be Heard / Vallejo CA
www.listenandbeheard.net
818 Marin Street, 707.554.4540
8:00PM Tuesday / $5 / no minimum

19 April
Cue Productions / Concord CA
1835 Colfax at Willow Pass Road
8:00PM Wednesday / $5 / no minimum

20 April
UC Berkeley / Berkeley CA
Dwinelle Hall
8:00PM Thursday / $FREE / no minimum

21 April
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

26 April
Carson Valley Inn Casino / Gardnerville NV

28 April
Fat Cat Lounge / Modesto CA
www.fatcatmodesto.com
8:00PM Friday / $ unknown / no minimum

29 April
Fat Cat Lounge / Modesto CA
www.fatcatmodesto.com
8:00PM Friday / $ unknown / no minimum

MAY 2006

2 May
Rustico / Sausalito CA
39 Caledonia Street (near Johnson), 415.332.4500
8:30PM Tuesday / FREE / no minimum

3 May
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club / Sunnyvale CA
www.roostertfeathers.com
157 West El Camino Real, 408.736.0921 for reservations
8:00PM Wednesday / $12 / 2 drink minimum BUT I can get you comps if you're one of the first to clamor for them at ross@rossrossross.com

5 May
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

13 May
Berzerkley Backyard Comedy / Berkeley CA
1311 67th Street @ Mabel Street
3:00PM Saturday / $FREE / This unusual comedy series is literally in somebody's backyard. Yes, it's in the afternoon. Yes, it will actually be worthwhile. Kind of an avant garde anti-corporate comedy show with real comedians that have agents and television credits!

17 May
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club / Sunnyvale CA
www.roostertfeathers.com
157 West El Camino Real, 408.736.0921 for reservations
8:00PM Wednesday / $15 / 2 drink minimum BUT I can get you comps if you're one of the first to clamor for them at ross@rossrossross.com. These are the finals of the 2006 Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Competition. Come out and support your boyee! Audience votes for the winner!

18 May
Sam's Cafe / Tiburon CA
27 Main Street
8:00PM Thursday / FREE / no minimum. This is a great gig. Prohibition-era restaurant with views of San Francisco across the bay. They used to sneak booze in through a secret door leading to the water. Come see how they sneak the comedy in.

19 May
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

24 May
Cobb's Comedy Club / San Francisco CA
www.cobbscomedyclub.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 cover

25 May
The Comedy Clubhouse / San Francisco CA / headliner
www.sfcomedycollege.com for more information
8:00PM Thursday / $7 / no minimum

25 May (yes, another show tonight - headliner)
Sam's Cafe / Tiburon CA
27 Main Street
8:00PM Thursday / FREE / no minimum. This is a great gig. Prohibition-era restaurant with views of San Francisco across the bay. They used to sneak booze in through a secret door leading to the water. Come see how they sneak the comedy in.

JUNE 2006

9 June
Arabian Horse Show / Lexington KY / comedy live auction
www.pyramidsociety.org
Private Event

13 June
Towles Cafe / Burlingame CA - headliner
www.towlescafe.com
1401 Burlingame Avenue, 707.554.4540
8:00PM Tuesday / FREE / no minimum

13 June (yes, another show tonight - headliner)
Rudy's / Palo Alta CA
117 University Avenue
650.329.0922
9:30PM Tuesday / FREE / no minimum

27 June
Listen & Be Heard / Vallejo CA
www.listenandbeheard.net
818 Marin Street, 707.554.4540
8:00PM Tuesday / $5 / no minimum

28 June (RESCHEDULED - SEE BELOW)
San Jose Improv / San Jose CA
www.improv.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 / two item minimum

30 June
Ron's Farmhouse / Mountain View CA
www.justinmcclure.net
9:00PM Friday / FREE! / no minimum

JULY 2006

14 July
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

14 July (yes, another show tonight - headliner)
"New York Nights" at The Comedy Clubhouse / San Francisco CA
www.sfcomedycollege.com for more information
10:00PM Friday / $5 / no minimum

15 July
National Ovarian Cancer Coalition Fundraiser / Walnut Creek CA
Dean Lesher Regional Center for the Arts
1601 Civic Drive, Walnut Creek CA
8:00PM Saturday / $37 / www.dlrca.org for tickets

18 July
Private show / Sacramento CA

19 July
Pepper Belly's Comedy Theater / Fairfield CA
www.pepperbellys.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $5 cover

23 July
San Francisco Theatre Festival / San Francisco CA / host
www.sftheaterfestival.org
11:00 - 5:00PM Sunday / $FREE / Yerba Buena Gardens

25 July
Stanford University / Palo Alto CA
750 Escondido Road
9:00PM Tuesday / FREE / no minimum

26 July
San Jose Improv / San Jose CA
www.improv.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 / two item minimum

28 July
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

AUGUST 2006

2 August
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club / Sunnyvale CA
www.roostertfeathers.com
157 West El Camino Real, 408.736.0921 for reservations
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 / 2 drink minimum

4 August
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

8 August
Tommy T's Comedy Club / Pleasanton CA
8:00PM Tuesday / $10 / no minimum

10 August
Cafe Trieste / San Francisco CA
8:00PM Thursday / FREE / no minimum

15 August
Mark Pitta & Friends / Mill Valley CA
www.142throckmortontheatre.com
8:00PM Tuesday / $15 / With Dana Carvey and Last Comic Standing's Dat Phan! Sells out every week. Get there EARLY!

18 August
"New York Nights" at The Comedy Clubhouse / San Francisco CA
www.sfcomedycollege.com for more information
10:00PM Friday / $5 / no minimum / This is San Francisco's hottest new venue. Show starts late and goes late and only the City's best comedians are allowed. Great write-ups in the San Francisco Chronicle have turned this into an underground phenomenon! Come see me headline this puppy tonight!

19 August
Last Day Saloon / Santa Rosa CA
www.lastdaysaloon.com
8:00PM Saturday / $11 advance, $13 at the door / no minimum

26 August
Englander / San Leandro CA
www.englanderpub.com
8:00PM Saturday / $15 advance, $20 at the door / no minimum

31 August
San Jose Improv / San Jose CA / featuring for Don McMillan
www.improv.com
8:00PM Thursday / $15 / two item minimum

SEPTEMBER 2006

1 September
San Jose Improv / San Jose CA / feature 2 SHOWS!
www.improv.com
8:00 and 10:00PM Friday / $17 / two item minimum

2 September
San Jose Improv / San Jose CA / feature 3 SHOWS!
www.improv.com
7:00, 9:00 and 11:00PM Saturday / $17 / two item minimum

3 September
San Jose Improv / San Jose CA / feature
www.improv.com
7:00PM Sunday / $17 / two item minimum

8 September (see more dates below)
San Francisco Fringe Festival / San Francisco CA
Thanatics: A Rock Opera
www.sfringe.org
10:00PM Friday / $9 / No, it's not stand-up. This is a new rock opera, and yes, I'm singing rock and roll, baby! For Ross fans who are looking for something a little bit different from their favorite middle-aged, balding white guy comic. Watch Ross rock. Then say "Watch Ross rock" five times fast!

9 September
Private Wedding Event / Cotati CA
Private Event during which I will actually join couple in holy matrimony. Let the divorce proceedings begin!

12 September (see 8 September listing above for more info)
San Francisco Fringe Festival / San Francisco CA
Thanatics: A Rock Opera
www.sfringe.org
8:30PM Tuesday / $9 / No, it's not stand-up. This is a new rock opera, and yes, I'm singing rock and roll, baby! For Ross fans who are looking for something a little bit different from their favorite middle-aged, balding white guy comic. Watch Ross rock. Then say "Watch Ross rock" five times fast!

14 September (see 8 September listing above for more info)
San Francisco Fringe Festival / San Francisco CA
Thanatics: A Rock Opera
www.sfringe.org
7:00PM Thursday / $9 / No, it's not stand-up. This is a new rock opera, and yes, I'm singing rock and roll, baby! For Ross fans who are looking for something a little bit different from their favorite middle-aged, balding white guy comic. Watch Ross rock. Then say "Watch Ross rock" five times fast!

15 September
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

16 September
Mock Cafe / San Francisco CA
www.themarsh.org
10:00PM Saturday / $7 / no minimum / I did my first show here a zillion years ago, and now I'm slumming! This is a great intimate space that Robin Williams used to crash back in the day. Come see my triumphant return to the Mock's stage.

17 September (final performance)
San Francisco Fringe Festival / San Francisco CA
Thanatics: A Rock Opera
www.sfringe.org
2:30PM Sunday / $9 / No, it's not stand-up. This is a new rock opera, and yes, I'm singing rock and roll, baby! For Ross fans who are looking for something a little bit different from their favorite middle-aged, balding white guy comic. Watch Ross rock. Then say "Watch Ross rock" five times fast!

19 September
Tommy T's Comedy Club / Pleasanton CA
8:00PM Tuesday / $10 / two item minimum

21 September
Massimo's / Fremont CA
5200 Mowry Avenue
www.massimos.com / Reservations 510.792.2000
8:00PM Thursday / $10 ($15 at the door) / no minimum

26 September
Tommy T's Comedy Club / Pleasanton CA
8:00PM Tuesday / $10 / two item minimum

27 September
Cobb's Comedy Club / San Francisco CA
www.cobbscomedyclub.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 cover

29 September
Delores Park Cafe / San Francisco CA / showcase
www.doloresparkcafe.org/
7:30PM Friday / $7-12 sliding / no minimum

OCTOBER 2006

3 October
Stanford University / Palo Alto CA
750 Escondido Road
9:00PM Tuesday / FREE / no minimum

4 October
Cobb's Comedy Club / San Francisco CA
www.cobbscomedyclub.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 cover

8 October
Crow's Nest Restaurant / Santa Cruz CA
www.crowsnest-santacruz.com
9:00PM Sunday / $7 / no minimum

11 October
Cobb's Comedy Club / San Francisco CA
www.cobbscomedyclub.com
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 cover

12 October
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club / Sunnyvale CA
www.roostertfeathers.com
157 West El Camino Real, 408.736.0921 for reservations
8:00PM Thursday / $12 / 2 drink minimum

13 October
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club / Sunnyvale CA
www.roostertfeathers.com
157 West El Camino Real, 408.736.0921 for reservations
8:00PM and 10:30PM Friday / $15 / 2 drink minimum

14 October
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club / Sunnyvale CA
www.roostertfeathers.com
157 West El Camino Real, 408.736.0921 for reservations
8:00PM and 10:30PM Saturday / $15 / 2 drink minimum

15 October
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club / Sunnyvale CA
www.roostertfeathers.com
157 West El Camino Real, 408.736.0921 for reservations
8:00PM Sunday / $12 / 2 drink minimum

18 October
Tommy T's Comedy Club / Pleasanton CA
8:00PM Wednesday / $10 / two item minimum

20 October
McInnes Park Golf Center / San Rafael CA
350 Smith Ranch Road
8:00PM Friday / FREE / no minimum

27 October
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

28 October
Larkspur Cafe Theatre / Larkspur CA
www.larkspurcafetheatre.com
500 Magnolia Avenue, 415.924.6107 for reservations
8:00PM Saturday / $15 / no minimum

31 October
Tommy T's Comedy Club / Pleasanton CA
8:00PM Tuesday / $10 / two item minimum

NOVEMBER 2006

1 November
Julie's Supper Club / San Francisco CA
1123 Folsom at Seventh
8:00PM Wednesday / FREE / no drink minimum

4 November
Comedy Studio / Cambridge MA
1236 Massachusets Avenue
8:00PM Saturday / $ unknown

6 November
Comedy Connection / Boston MA
1 Faneuil Hall Market Place
8:00PM Monday / $ unknown

9 November
Caffe Bottega / New Haven CT
90 Chapel Street
8:30PM Thursday / $ unknown

10 November
Rififi / New York City NY
332 E 11th @ 1st Avenue
8:00PM Friday / FREE / New York's highly-rated alternative comedy venue. By alternative, we mean there's a smart audience that actually listens to your act. And, it's free!

10 November
Ha! Comedy Club / New York City NY
163 W 46th @ 7th Avenue
10:30PM Friday / Lots of money / In the heart of Times Square, it's bright lights, tourists, and the lowest common denominator for humor. C'mon down and see the very best audience the Red States have to offer.

15 November
Tommy T's Comedy Club / Pleasanton CA
8:00PM Tuesday / $10 / two item minimum

16 November
E3 Playhouse / Santa Cruz CA
435 Front Street
8:00PM Thursday / $7 / no minimum

22 November
Private Event / San Francisco CA
8:00PM Wednesday / Private Party

28 November
Tommy T's Comedy Club / Pleasanton CA
8:00PM Tuesday / $10 / two item minimum

DECEMBER 2006

2 December
Last Day Saloon / Santa Rosa CA
www.lastdaysaloon.com
8:00PM Saturday / $10 at the door / no minimum. This is a special Santa Rosa Firefighters Toys For Kids fundraiser. Admission is $10 or a new unwrapped toy of equal value. No vibrators, please.

12 December (CANCELLED)
Blue Lake Casino / Blue Lake CA
www.bluelakecasino.com
777 Casino Way, 877.252.2469
8:00PM Tuesday / FREE / no drink minimum
Ross Turner headlines the Blue Lake Casino! Hold on to your hats, Humboldt County. Ross returns home (he was born in nearby Arcata) for one night only in the middle of your hectic work week. Call in late tomorrow, 'cause we're going to paint Blue Lake red. Good friend and hysterical comedian Anthony Hill is the opening act. Don't miss this once-in-every-27-months event!

13 December
Comedy Club / San Francisco CA

15 December
Spuds / Berkeley CA
www.spudspizza.net
8:00PM Friday / $7 / no minimum

17 December
Private Party / San Francisco CA

19 December
Comedy Club / San Francisco CA

24 December
A Meshugenah Christmas / Alameda CA
Temple Israel, 3183 Mecartney Drive
8:00PM Sunday / Doors open 6:30PM / Dinner 7:00PM / $45 includes Chinese dinner, dancing and entertainment.
Christmastime for the Jews! While the Gentiles worship, the Chosen People are tearing up the town. Me, Jeff Applebaum, Brian Malow and host John DeKoven.

26 December
Comedy Club / San Francisco CA

27 December
The Romane Event / San Francisco CA (MOVED TO JANUARY 2007)
The Make Out Room / 3225 22nd Street near Mission
8:00PM Wednesday / $7 / no minimum / A monthly showcase featuring comedians, filmakers, cartoonist and the best mayhem that the Bay Area has to offer. So come by and check it out. You'll be happy you did.

27 December (CANCELLED)
Comedy Club / San Francisco CA

27 December
Julie's Supper Club / San Francisco CA
1123 Folsom at Seventh
8:00PM Wednesday / FREE / no drink minimum

29 December
Our Little Theatre / San Francisco CA
287 Ellis Street at Taylor
8:00PM Friday / $15 General / $10 Student & Senior / no minimum

29 December (yes, another show tonight)
San Francisco Comedy Club / San Francisco CA
50 Mason Street at Market
8:00PM Friday / $10 / no minimum

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