SOME OF MY PAST APPEARANCES

Springfield, Illinois 1861 - A photo-op with the Great Emancipator.

 

Washington City 1865 - An ill-timed etching-op.

 

Nuremburg 1933 - Me (arrow) with friends after opening for the German Chancellor at Nuremburg Stadium. That guy draws! 300,000 plus! (Mostly comps)

 

Martha's Vineyard 1938 - Backstage with The Dead Kennedys

 

Yalta 1945 - Me (back row, third from the left) still in costume from the "Patton Schmatton" bit. Stalin didn't get it.

 

Delhi 1947 - Me, the Mahatma and a fan after the show. Best joke: Lord Mountbattan impression. Worst joke: 7-Eleven routine

 

London 1962 - The boys loved my "George is Dead" bit, but Paul kept asking why I hadn't written it about him. What an ego.

 

Dallas 1963 - Getting a little press after my cancelled Dealey Plaza concert.

 

Dallas 1963 - I'm the only one looking at the camera. What nerve!


Copyright 2004 Ross Turner

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