FALWELL: I’ll take Bad Influences on Christian Children for 100 please, Alex.

TREBEK: This desperate woman jumped from bed to bed until she found what she wanted.

FALWELL: Who is Goldilocks?

TREBEK: Correct.

FALWELL: Bad Influences on Christian Children for 200 please, Alex.

TREBEK: This child molester lives alone and likes to change clothes in front of children.

FALWELL: Who is Mr. Rogers?

TREBEK: Correct.

FALWELL: Bad Influences on Christian Children for 300.

TREBEK: These public television homosexuals...

FALWELL: Who are Ernie and Bert?

TREBEK: Correct.